Jim Tressel Resigns, Terrelle Pryor is Screwed

Oh my God, Ohio State is so screwed...

As has been covered extensively, Jim Tressel has resigned as Ohio State football coach, mostly due to his refusal to let the NCAA that his athletes were violating rules.  Tressel tried to save his own ass by suspending himself for the first four games of this upcoming season but the hits just kept on coming.

As most of you already know, a handful of OSU football players were found to have traded/sold memorabilia for perks such as tattoos and various other items the past few years.  Not only was it uncovered that Tressel knew about the violations but he also did not inform NCAA officials even though he knew his players had grossly violated collegiate rules.

Things finally came to a head this past week, when Sports Illustrated discovered that "star" quarterback Terrelle Pryor was cruising around campus in not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven but EIGHT cars in the past few years.  What is this kid, satupid?

Wait, he's from Jeannette, don't answer that.

When confronted about the car issue in the past, Pryor has always had an excuse ready.  He was just taking it home for his mother to see, he was doing a favor for a fan, he never intended to buy the car, yada yada yada.  Whatever, clown.  You broke the rules and you knew it.

People in Jeannette might hate me for saying this (but who cares because it's a hole of a town anyways) but Pryor has always been a pain in the ass.  He brushed off Charlie Batch when the Steelers QB offered to mentor him, he got in trouble at Kennywood for starting a fight then claimed he was a "hero", and he's always had this aura of entitlement around him.  Guess what?  It finally caught up with him.

Terrelle Pryor is DONE playing college football.  There is absolutely zero chance that he comes back next year.  To make matters worse for Jeannette's favorite son, I think his chances of making it in the NFL are about as good as me marrying one of the Penguins ice girls.

To go back to Tressel for a second, Mr. Sweatervest has always carried himself with a holier-than-thou attitude even though rumors of rule violations existed even while he was slumming it at Youngstown St. early in his career.  Sooner or later, you're going to get caught and when you do, it's always worse than you think it will be.

At the end, I'm actually kind of happy.  Why?  Because I absolutely despise Ohio State.

See ya Sweatervest, don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you.